IT WAS THE PATS I KNEW IT WAS THE PATS I KNEW THEY WOULD GET IN THANK YOU VAL THIS IS AWESOME

so i totally thought i didnt get a wish only i did ITS THE SUPERBOWL IN MY APARTMENT WHICH IS 3103 GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE I HAVE CHIPS AND FOOD AND SHIT ITS STARTING LIKE NOW

OMG

:D

Hey Val.

[This is Alfred. This is Alfred looking very pathetic, all wide sad blue eyes and half a pout]

Val, this is the first year since it started happening that I missed the Super Bowl completely, and I helped a ton in your little takeover here so will you pleeeeeeease show me the game? Or at least the score and who played? Please? Please please ( Read more... )

( SVL Locked to Team Airlock )

Hey guys!

[It's a considerably more cheerful-looking America than it should be, given he hasn't slept since reset. He's running on fumes and Haven coffee. And holiday cheer]

So you all noticed that box and poster last week, right? It's a Secret Santa thing! Mindy already explained Christmas, so my turn to explain this:

[Alfred coughs, sits up, and   ( Read more... )

[The feed starts because of an errant hand, flung aside with a soft, sleepy mumble. It’s a little ways down a bed, propped up on a fold, and showing a head of bright blonde hair and one darker one, both men, both half-flung over each other in a tangle of sheets and the occasional spot of skin ( Read more... )

[Hey Fac. Been a while since Alfred last yelled about something on-feed, huh?]

OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?! [He sounds... weirdly terrified] I GOT RID OF YOU IN THE LATE '90S! GO AWAY! FURRY LITTLE CREEP!

[And feed cut after some strange noises. Yup. Alfred noticed the weird resemblance of Mogwai to... these]

So like.

[Hey Facility. Here's an Alfred kind of grimacing, leaning on the wall of somewhere. He's holding up... an arm, rather feminine-looking]

Anyone recognize this? It just like, fell on me off a rafter. [Ha. Ha ha ha that is so gross] I'll trade you for my foot! Not that, hah, not that I need it being so awesome, I could spend the rest of my ( Read more... )

[Had enough of America yet, Facility?

Too bad.

He's back, pale-faced and still, with his mouth set in a firm, determined line. His eyes are burning with something cold and deep and far older than he seems half the time. This is the face of a nation.

Of course, when he talks it's soft and low like he can't make up his mind, like he's really, honestly ( Read more... )

i just got 2 really easy questions:

1. IS ANYONE MAN ENOUGH (OR WOMAN ENOUGH) TO TAKE ME ON IN BASKETBALL get ur butts to the rec room stat

2. how many misakas ARE THERE and why am i seeing in triple

You know what I miss about home?

[This is Alfred. This is Alfred flopped on the couch with green-stained skin, covered in bruises, and frowning like he's five, arms crossed firmly]

I miss good TV. Where interesting stuff happened and shit exploded and there was space. And less lions. Waaaay less lions. That's what I miss.

[He looks up just a vine ( Read more... )